Nana af you git thes be for Ukil sit kl ham and sa Steve wis wlii and sa he wis tigr glf tas it.
Translation:
Nana,
If you get this before Uncle Scott, call him and say Stevie wants a Wi and say he wants Tiger Woods golf. That's it.
I'm bringing dead man's fingers and all the other shells to school today to show. I know the dead man's fingers sounds very scary for the Kindergarteners. But, I know that you know that I don't have show and tell.
Love,
Stevie